Baby Won't You Please Come Gnome?

last evening, your chums at nyccalligraphy stepped up their sense of civic responsibility and launched themselves, full-on, into the realm of private investigation. (see above)

can you read that? you might have to click the image and ZOOM. 

i realize, of course, that the sign will eventually be confiscated by someone who wants to be personally in charge of its demise, but until then? i tell ya. delights me silly. this morning a young man was spotted, reading the sign with a sense of gravity that only brooklyn hipsters know and understand. seeing that, i chuckled.

quick question: DO YOU THINK HE CHUCKLED TO HIMSELF, TOO!!? this is my secondary intention.

my primary intention, as always, is to get back those gnomes. anonymous tips are politely encouraged, as i don't need names.

i need gnomes.